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Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.

I think anytime you can affect people in general, in a positive way, then you’re a lucky individual.

Because one doesn’t like the way things are is no reason to be unjust towards God.

The ceaseless labour of your life is to build the house of death.

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

Author : Dave Barry

The sinews of war are infinite money.

Author : Marcus Tullius Cicero

There is no such thing as a good tax.

Author : Winston Churchill

Honor is simply the morality of superior men.

Author : H. L. Mencken

The human soul has still greater need of the ideal than of the real. It is by the real that we exist; it is by the ideal that we live.

Author : Victor Hugo

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

Author : Dave Barry

A man who has no office to go, to I don’t care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no conception.

Author : George Bernard Shaw

Good fiction is made of that which is real, and reality is difficult to come by.

Author : Ralph Ellison

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Author : Oscar Wilde

I am not interested in power for power’s sake, but I’m interested in power that is moral, that is right and that is good.

Author : Martin Luther King, Jr.

Only by joy and sorrow does a person know anything about themselves and their destiny. They learn what to do and what to avoid.

Author : Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.

Author : Friedrich Nietzsche

Predicting has a spotty record in science fiction. I’ve had some failures. On the other hand, I also predicted the fall of the Berlin Wall and the rise of fundamentalist Islam… and I’m not happy to be right in all of those cases.

Author : David Brin

Men do change, and change comes like a little wind that ruffles the curtains at dawn, and it comes like the stealthy perfume of wildflowers hidden in the grass.

Author : John Steinbeck

It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.

Author : Confucius

A whale ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.

Author : Herman Melville

An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.

Author : James A. Michener

The nobler a man, the harder it is for him to suspect inferiority in others.

Author : Marcus Tullius Cicero

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Author : Michael O'Donoghue

Much of your pain is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.