A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn’t care to drink with, even if he drank.
The public history of modern art is the story of conventional people not knowing what they are dealing with.
Bill Gates wants people to think he’s Edison, when he’s really Rockefeller. Referring to Gates as the smartest man in America isn’t right… wealth isn’t the same thing as intelligence.
To vilify a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can himself attain greatness.
Most people would have given up when faced with all the criticism I’ve received over the years.
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour – people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them – but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
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