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We only have one agenda, which is to make ’em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

Of woman as a real human being, with sexual needs and sexual responsibilities, morality has often known nothing.

I’m not denyin’ the women are foolish. God Almighty made ’em to match the men.

I owe nothing to Women’s Lib.

It is often necessary to know how to obey a woman in order sometimes to have the right to command her.

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.

Old-fashioned ways which no longer apply to changed conditions are a snare in which the feet of women have always become readily entangled.

There’s nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It’s a thing no married man knows anything about.

No one knows like a woman how to say things which are at once gentle and deep.

The husband – by primitive instinct partly, certainly by ancient tradition – regards himself as the active partner in matters of love and his own pleasure as legitimately the prime motive for activity.