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Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

Women may fall when there’s no strength in men.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

The history of men’s opposition to women’s emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself.

Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.

There’s no evidence whatsoever that men are more rational than women. Both sexes seem to be equally irrational.

Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of men and women not following the same pursuits with all their strengths and with one mind, for thus, the state instead of being whole is reduced to half.

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

Sometimes, I feel like I spent the first part of my life wishing to be a teen-age boy, and the second part condemned to being one.