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I don’t read books.

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.

I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

Get off your horse and drink your milk.

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.

People who love science fiction really do love sex.

We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.