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If it isn’t the sheriff, it’s the finance company; I’ve got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

What pisses me off is when I’ve got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

We do hereby command the Leaders of the Hebrew, Catholic and Protestant Churches to sanctify and have us crowned Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.

‘Classic.’ A book which people praise and don’t read.

I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is ‘elephant’.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

I’m like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone.