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The part of Mike Wallace drew me to the movie because I thought, what an outrageous part to play.

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.

Wealth – any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.

My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I’m 31-years-old, and I don’t want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It’s humiliating.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

I couldn’t believe when I first got a fan letter from Al Pacino, it was unreal.

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach.