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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.

Eating words has never given me indigestion.

Do you spell it with a “V” or a “W”?’ inquired the judge. ‘That depends upon the taste and fancy of the speller, my Lord’.

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting “All the Gods are bastards.”

Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends cooks.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

It’s funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.

With women, I’ve got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can’t get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.