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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

It’s fun to play people who are flawed.

Must I tell the story of my life again?

Don’t you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don’t even have to be true!

Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn’t care to drink with, even if he drank.

What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I’m learning.

They realized I was alive again, even though I was playing an old, dying sop.

It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I’m all right now, though, lovely, I’m throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I’d make a bloody fortune.