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Well, between Scotch and nothin’, I suppose I’d take Scotch. It’s the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.

I do wish I could tell you my age but it’s impossible. It keeps changing all the time.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

A joke is a very serious thing.

It’s not a crime to get drunk.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That’s the way the mind of man operates.

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