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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Madam your wife and I didn’t hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won’t say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn’t me.

Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Even if you didn’t see the movie, you’d see two words you’d never seen put together before – comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly – it’s the least offensive word in our language.

I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.