I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster.
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