If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!
To Mr. Seward: It is my desire that, in case Maximillian will surrender, he be sent here a prisoner of war, but that in the event of his continuing the war, or refusing to surrender, then he be shot.
Fellow made me a $10 bet I couldn’t quit, and I haven’t had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10.
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