I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
When I look up at the screen and see myself I always have to laugh. Not because I think I’m doing a horrible job, quite the contrary, I just feel it’s so surreal to feel like one person can entertain so many at one time.
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
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