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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

Well I’ve never used that phrase before, but yes she is bootylicious.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

I’m not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

When I look up at the screen and see myself I always have to laugh. Not because I think I’m doing a horrible job, quite the contrary, I just feel it’s so surreal to feel like one person can entertain so many at one time.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.

Aerosmith went on The Simpsons and they had fun.

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.