The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.
One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people’s throats – and one always secretes too much jelly.
Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. And who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!
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