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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

I don’t insult people , I just describe them.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!

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