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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.

I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

Non-urgent calls only!!

Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

The more I C, the less I see.