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My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

3 steps to have a great morning; open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Morning.

My head says go to the gym, my heart says eat more.

Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Marriage = A relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is the husband.

How to prepare for exams: Cry.

When you mess up a guy’s hair, he thinks it’s cute, but when you mess up a girl’s hair, just hope you’re wearing something bulletproof.

Putting in headphones, to avoid people’s bullshit.

Dear guys when a girl says :”I’m cold.” Don’t be stupid and say “me too”.

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