Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24×7
I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
© 2024 Epic Quotes | World Quotes
