Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
i know you look on my status.
life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Everything is getting expensive except some people, they are getting cheaper…
When you are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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