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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them .
Your mistakes, my troubles..!!
i love it..!! plz gift it to me…!! plz
My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it’s infinite!
The longer the title the less important the job.
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
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