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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

When a new source of taxation is found it never means, in practice, that the old source is abandoned. It merely means that the politicians have two ways of milking the taxpayer where they had one before.

I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls.

Common sense is not so common.

I’m in so many Charles Bronson films because no other actress will work with him.