No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
When a new source of taxation is found it never means, in practice, that the old source is abandoned. It merely means that the politicians have two ways of milking the taxpayer where they had one before.
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