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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows – and china.

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Though I weigh only 120 pounds, when I’m mad, I weigh a ton.

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.

There’s a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.