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Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

I don’t like to talk about work in progress, but the novel I’m working on now is definitely not horror.

The only time to be positive you’re not wrong is when you’re dead.

I know you have been under a great deal of stress, but I do hope you are managing to keep your sense of humor.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don’t care.

A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.