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Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

Since this our first show, I think they’ll see us sweat a lot.

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

If it’s supposed to be a really passionate snog, you slip the tongue in.

I kinda see my current position like this: Here’s your five minutes in the toy store, so you gotta do all the good movies you can before ‘Chuck Woolery’ rings the bell.

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.