I am the Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
It’s Microsoft versus mankind, with Microsoft having only a slight lead.
If there was a problem, Yo, I’ll solve it.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
I AM a male chauvinist. Who’s been saying otherwise?
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