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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Elephants are contagious.

A lot of truth is said in jest.

“Biggest Tragedy of Love – Boys are very “”Good selectors”” But not “”Good Lovers”” . Girls are Very “”Good Lovers”” But not “”Good Selectors””..!!”

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.