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When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been one of moderation.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.

What do I know of man’s destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work.