When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been one of moderation.
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work.
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She was short on intellect, but long on shape.