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A woman is a woman, and a man is a man, but when it comes to humor, no one is quite so funny as a woman.

General consultant to mankind.

It’s like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

No man is as anti-feminist as a really feminine woman.

The trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

I’ve tried to reduce profanity but I reduced so much profanity when writing the book that I’m afraid not much could come out. Perhaps we will have to consider it simply as a profane book and hope that the next book will be less profane or perhaps more sacred.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.