I’ve always said, ‘If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl.’
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
There are some important differences between me and Tony Stark, like I have five kids, so I spend more time going to Disneyland than parties.
We’ve been asked to do ‘Playboy’ together, me and Victoria, as a pair. I don’t think I’ll ever go naked, but I’ll never say never.
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