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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

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What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.

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The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.

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There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.

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The ‘Billionaire’ song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It’s funny.

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Whenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, ‘Children’s Letters to God.’ You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, ‘Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.’

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial “we.”

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Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, ‘You’re fired!’

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The Exorcist doesn’t get me, but The Omen does.

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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

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