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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.

It is only by not paying one’s bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

I have a very bad relationship with mice.

Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer’s disease where they slowly began to recover other people’s lost memories.

In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.

Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.

You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

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