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What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

My wife thinks she’s better than me at puzzles. I haven’t given in on that one yet.

I love the part of Hector as it takes me back to playing eccentric parts. He is a funny character, which is fine by me as I’ve been playing for laughs for decades now! It’s lovely to get a laugh; it’s the best thing in the world!

I know many writers who first dictate passages, then polish what they have dictated. I speak, then I polish – occasionally I do windows.

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God.

My hair grows and grows; you cannot stop it – that fellow grows, it grows wild.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.