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He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.

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I guess I look like a rock quarry that someone has dynamited.

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I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.

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I think that, ah, I’m a very goofy sort of person in many ways.

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A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

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A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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I have nothing to declare except my genuis.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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