Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer may be a hawk or a buzzard or even a popinjay, but a solemn writer is always a bloody owl.
I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
If you don’t like the President, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to Washington to picket. If you don’t like the Governor, it costs you 60 bucks to fly to Albany to picket. If you don’t like me, 90 cents.
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