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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

I have been in the series for over 3 years – 3 series. There will be a fourth series next year which of course I won’t be in because I’m now dead. So in total I appeared in 25 episodes.

If you were to come to the set of Alias, you’d know how silly we all are. And I mean, silly.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

Can you imagine Simon as a kid? His imaginary friends probably never wanted to play with him.

Don’t set your wit against a child.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Superman don’t need no seat belt.