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Archbishop – A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.

I would rather not know about how one gets parts in movies these days.

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.

Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.

The problem with the designated driver programme, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.

Personally I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

Sometimes I thank God… for cheeseburgers.