Archbishop – A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
The problem with the designated driver programme, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.
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