Roller-skating and ice-skating are two different things – I found that out the hard way.
One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. “Away with you,” I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot.
If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
As soon as you set foot on a yacht you belong to some man, not to yourself, and you die of boredom.
In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny – an experience I’ve never had in America!
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