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I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.

Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.

‘Escargot’ is French for ‘fat crawling bag of phlegm’.

What’s David’s role? David looks good, that’s what David does. David looks good, and I’m the funny one, that’s what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.

Humor

One day, we were doing a serious scene and fast talking like we do and we could not stop laughing and the director had to stop the production. We had to go to our trailer and calm down and do it all again.

Humor

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Humor

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

Humor

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.

Humor

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.

Humor

I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.

Humor