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All parts of the human body get tired eventually – except the tongue.

When people told me ‘It’s great to be here’, they meant at the house, not with me.

I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep people out.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

It is a culture voice, but it is a very American culture voice, and I am very used to English culture voice. So I had to work like hell to flatten those R’s.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

I’ve got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

I walk into rooms and I don’t know why I’m there. I’m like, ‘Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?’

I’ve always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worry and only half the royalties.