The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
I’m half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I’d be in a hell of a mess!
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