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Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.

I’ve never let my school interfere with my education.

They say a lot of women would like to see me naked, but there’s not a lens long enough for that.

There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.

I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15.

There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk.

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

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