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I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

God may be subtle, but he isn’t plain mean.

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn’t swim.

I can’t record in the morning because I sound like Barry White.

Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

As far as I’m concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

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