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Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That’s who I’m dating.

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

When I retire I’m gonna bet on Wolves drawing every game. I’ll be a multi-millionaire!

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Homophobia is gay.

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

When good Americans die they go to Paris.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

There is always an easy solution to every problem – neat, plausible, and wrong.

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