Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.
If I wrote a musical it wouldn’t be about me. Although I do some magic, so it would probably be about a magician who appeared and re-appeared all over the place.
I’ve played villains on stage – you know, the Iagos and so on – but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work.
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