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Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

Poverty of course is no disgrace, but it is damned annoying.

If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.

Thank God, I never was cheerful. I come from the happy stock of the Mathers, who, as you remember, passed sweet mornings reflecting on the goodness of God , the damnation of infants.

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.

“No comment” is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.

The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.

Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips.