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Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.

It’s not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren’t doing.

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.

Mr. Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

The world is full of people who never quite get into the first team and who just miss the prizes at the flower show.

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