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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

To be hated cordially, is only a left-handed compliment.

It’s a funny old world.

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I’d call.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we’re desperate not to have on the show.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

The first Matrix genius, the second one, what’s up with the dancing? I haven’t even seen the third one.

I can relax in L.A. I think I’m the only person in that town who doesn’t want to act. I was an OK singer. I was an OK dancer. But acting? Never could do it.