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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

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I did have a lucky thing going on there in my throat.

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I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out.

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I got to meet Mark Hamill. He signed some Star Wars posters for us. I saw the fight scenes he had. He was really into making fun of himself and Star Wars.

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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

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As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

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If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.

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There’s many a man has more hair than wit.

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