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In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms of content, I would probably say we’re getting away with more here than we could get away with in Britain. And that surprised us so much!

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

I’m just preparing my impromptu remarks.

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.

You can’t drown yourself in drink. I’ve tried, you float.

He who has laughter on his side has no need of proof.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Both men and women are fallible. The difference is, women know it.